Preorder
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So you want the NEW thing for sure right on release day. Hereâs how it works:
1.Fill out the form below âď¸
2.Wait for a reply confirmation email confirming your Preorder
3.Google âDoes The Sun âď¸ Have Tornados đŞď¸?â to kill some time.
4.Email confirmation arrives and either:
- âCongrats Youâll Get The Thing!â đ
-âSadness đ Weâre All Booked Upâ but youâll be added automatically to the cancellation/restock list.
Thatâs all there is to it! If you have questions check out our FAQ below or send us a question by carrier pigeon.
Common Questions
When Do I Pay?
All Preorders are paid for only when you pickup your thing
When Can I Preorder?
We take Preorders once we receive our final allocation from our Vendors. It varies product to product but typically the latest we know is two weeks before release.
How Will I Know When Preorders are Up?
Currently we will post it on our Socials and in the FUTURE (space noises) text alerts.
What If Iâm a Clever Sort and Submit a Preorder Before They Go Up?
Then youâll get a nice little message informing you the Preorder window is closed and to wait for it to open.
What If I Canât Pick Up My Thing on Release Day?
We do up to a 3 day hold
If I Pay More Can I Have Thing?
No. Preorders are done in order received.
If I Pay More Can I Have Someone Else's Thing?
Most certainly not.
Pay Double?
Eww gross, no preorders for you.
New Thing Form!
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